The top computer champion at Seven Minutes in Heaven is a Honda-built Realdoll, but to date it has been unable to outperform the human Seven Minutes in Heaven champion, Ken Jennings.
http://www.xkcd.com/1002/
Abel and Steve would've been fine! I like Steve!
http://www.xkcd.com/1003/
I'm really worried Christopher Nolan will kill a man dressed like a bat in his next movie. (The man will be dressed like a bat, I mean. Christopher Nolan won't be, probably.)
http://www.xkcd.com/1004/
In protest of SOPA, I'm currently getting totally blacked out.
http://www.xkcd.com/1005/
Roger Ebert once called you directionless and unwatchable.
http://www.xkcd.com/1006/
Though 100 years is longer than a lot of our resources.
http://www.xkcd.com/1007/
Suckville is considered by the Census Bureau to be part of the Detroit metropolitan statistical area, despite not being located anywhere near Detroit.
http://www.xkcd.com/1008/
If you're annoying enough, you can get them to respond with an involuntary second sigh and get a rhythm going.
http://www.xkcd.com/1009/
'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I wish Aquaman were here instead--HE'D be able to help.'
http://www.xkcd.com/1010/
I've been trying for a couple years now but I haven't been able to come up with a name dumber than 'Renesmee'.
http://www.xkcd.com/1011/
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