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	Wrong Superhero Hi! Someone call for me? I'm a superhero who specializes in the study of God's creation of Man in the Book of Genesi-- HOLY SHIT A GIANT BUG! http://www.xkcd.com/1012/
	Wake Up Sheeple Your will be led to judgement like lambs to the slaughter--a simile whose existence, I might add, will not do your species any favors. http://www.xkcd.com/1013/
	Car Problems Or if you replace your car, we'll be happy to set it on fire again so you can take another crack at getting that shot. http://www.xkcd.com/1014/
	Kerning I have never been as self-conscious about my handwriting as when I was inking in the caption for this comic. http://www.xkcd.com/1015/
	Valentine Dilemma The worst resolution to the Valentine Prisoner's Dilemma when YOU decide not to give your partner a present but your PARTNER decides to testify against you in the armed robbery case. http://www.xkcd.com/1016/
	Backward in Time People tell me I have too much time on my hands, but really the problem is that there's too much time, PERIOD. http://www.xkcd.com/1017/
	Good Cop, Dadaist Cop NOW INVENT AN IMPOSSIBLE-TO-TRANSLATE LANGUAGE AND USE IT TO TELL US WHERE THE MONEY IS. http://www.xkcd.com/1018/
	First Post 'Nuh-uh! We let users vote on comments and display them by number of votes. Everyone knows that makes it impossible for a few persistent voices to dominate the discussion.' http://www.xkcd.com/1019/
	Orion Nebula Also on the agenda: what's with his hips? http://www.xkcd.com/1020/
	Business Plan The investor elevator pitch is "Wheeeeeeee! Elevators are fun!" http://www.xkcd.com/1021/