XKCD Search

	Every Major's Terrible Someday I'll be the first to get a Ph. D in 'Undeclared'. http://www.xkcd.com/1052/
	Ten Thousand Saying 'what kind of an idiot doesn't know about the Yellowstone supervolcano' is so much more boring than telling someone about the Yellowstone supervolcano for the first time. http://www.xkcd.com/1053/
	The bacon Normally pronounced 'THEH-buh-kon', I assume. http://www.xkcd.com/1054/
	Kickstarter If you pledge more than $50 you'll get on the VIP list and have first dibs on a slot on ANY of the pledge levels in the actual campaign. http://www.xkcd.com/1055/
	Felidae 'Smilodon fatalis' narrowly edged out 'Tyrannosaurus rex' to win this year's Most Badass Latin Names competition, after edging out 'Dracorex hogwartsia' and 'Stygimoloch spinifer' (meaning 'horned dragon from the river of death') in the semifinals. http://www.xkcd.com/1056/
	Klout Though please do confirm that it's actually *me* on Klout first, and not one of my friends trying to get me punched. The great thing about this douchebag deadman switch is that I will never dare trigger it. http://www.xkcd.com/1057/
	Old-Timers You were on the internet before I was born? Well, so was I. http://www.xkcd.com/1058/
	Bel-Air Aaron Sorkin has been tapped to write the TV movie about the aging prince's eventual election to Pat Toomey's Senate seat, currently titled either 'FRESHman Senator' or 'Mr. Smith Goes to Washington'. http://www.xkcd.com/1059/
	Crowdsourcing We don't sell products; we sell the marketplace. And by 'sell the marketplace' we mean 'play shooters, sometimes for upwards of 20 hours straight.' http://www.xkcd.com/1060/
	EST The month names are the same, except that the fourth month only has the name 'April' in even-numbered years, and is otherwise unnamed. http://www.xkcd.com/1061/