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	Budget News I will vote, no questions asked, for any candidate who describes themselves as \more of a deficit sugar glider.\"" http://www.xkcd.com/1062/
	Kill Hitler Revised directive: It is forbidden for you to interfere with human history until you've at least taken a class on it. http://www.xkcd.com/1063/
	Front Door FYI: I'll be releasing a wolf into a randomly-chosen front yard sometime in the next 30 years. Now your fear is reasonable, and you don't need to feel embarrassed anymore. Problem solved! http://www.xkcd.com/1064/
	Shoes I *do* hear that they're the most comfortable thing to wear on your feet since sliced bread. http://www.xkcd.com/1065/
	Laundry During the second semester, the path is briefly routed through the dishwasher. http://www.xkcd.com/1066/
	Pressures Everyone's caught by surprise when a theory of quantum gravity is developed by a sound technician wearing patent leather shoes while editing Clerks II. http://www.xkcd.com/1067/
	Swiftkey Although the Markov chain-style text model is still rudimentary; it recently gave me "Massachusetts Institute of America". Although I have to admit it sounds prestigious. http://www.xkcd.com/1068/
	Alphabet Do I get to remove letters entirely? Or just rearrange them? Because the 'k/c' situation is ridiculous. Look, we can make out whenever. This is *immortality*! http://www.xkcd.com/1069/
	Words for Small Sets If things are too quiet, try asking a couple of friends whether "a couple" should always mean "two". As with the question of how many spaces should go after a period, it can turn acrimonious surprisingly fast unless all three of them agree. http://www.xkcd.com/1070/
	Exoplanets Planets are turning out to be so common that to show all the planets in our galaxy, this chart would have to be nested in itself--with each planet replaced by a copy of the chart--at least three levels deep. http://www.xkcd.com/1071/