I wish I knew how to quit this so I wouldn't have to quit you.
http://www.xkcd.com/276/
You can look at practically any part of anything manmade around you and think 'some engineer was frustrated while designing this.' It's a little human connection.
http://www.xkcd.com/277/
So as not to leave you hanging -- it was a problem with select() calls.
http://www.xkcd.com/278/
That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better stuffed into the neck of a vodka bottle and flung burning through our office building's window. Let's fucking do it and never look back.
http://www.xkcd.com/279/
Don't expect any leniency on late fees, though.
http://www.xkcd.com/280/
I don't even *want* this package! Why did I join the stinging insect of the month club, anyway?
http://www.xkcd.com/281/
I have nothing to apologize for.
http://www.xkcd.com/282/
Out in a field, not another car for miles, silence but for the rain drumming on the sunroof, warm thick folds of the blanket hiding wordless fingertip games ...
http://www.xkcd.com/283/
This sequence was later reproduced in the International Tape-Extending Federation archives, retitled 'The Founding of the Sport'.
http://www.xkcd.com/284/
SEMI-PROTECT THE CONSTITUTION
http://www.xkcd.com/285/
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