Fun game: try to post a YouTube comment so stupid that people realize you must be joking. (Hint: this is impossible)
http://www.xkcd.com/301/
I'm always so happy that I successfully navigated the introduction that I completely forget to pay attention to the name the other person told me.
http://www.xkcd.com/302/
'Are you stealing those LCDs?' 'Yeah, but I'm doing it while my code compiles.'
http://www.xkcd.com/303/
Cue angry letters from all seven fans of Xenocide.
http://www.xkcd.com/304/
Okay, Lance. For entry into the college bowl, spell 'Throbbing'
http://www.xkcd.com/305/
His date works for Red Hat, who hired a coach for her, too. He advised her to 'rent lots of movies like Hitch. Guys love those.'
http://www.xkcd.com/306/
Unfortunately for her, real Star Wars fans are attracted to a gal with a good force choke.
http://www.xkcd.com/307/
Quick, fashion a climbing harness out of cat-6 cable and follow me down.
http://www.xkcd.com/308/
I am never going out to buy an air conditioner with my sysadmin again.
http://www.xkcd.com/309/
Could be worse. The last guy in that situation fell for one of the transient trumpeting angels.
http://www.xkcd.com/310/
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