The universe started in 1970. Anyone claiming to be over 38 is lying about their age.
http://www.xkcd.com/376/
That's my hat! You took my hat!
http://www.xkcd.com/377/
Real programmers set the universal constants at the start such that the universe evolves to contain the disk with the data they want.
http://www.xkcd.com/378/
Of course, the assert doesn't work.
http://www.xkcd.com/379/
U+FDD0 is actually Unicode for the eye of the basilisk, though for safety reasons no font actually renders it.
http://www.xkcd.com/380/
Films need to do this more, if only to piss off the people who have to feed it into the projector.
http://www.xkcd.com/381/
It was also fun when those teenagers tried to egg our house and it insta-cooked the eggs in mid-air.
http://www.xkcd.com/382/
Oh, look, the 'make everything better' button was here behind the bookshelf all along.
http://www.xkcd.com/383/
But seriously, there's loads of intelligent life. It's just not screaming constantly in all directions on the handful of frequencies we search.
http://www.xkcd.com/384/
It's pi plus C, of course.
http://www.xkcd.com/385/
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