When charged particles of more than 5 TeV pass through a bubble chamber, they leave a trail of candy.
http://www.xkcd.com/401/
Twister would've been a much better movie if they'd cut out the bad-guy storm chaser and all the emotional romance crap. All you need for a good movie are tornados and scientists. Actually, that's all you need for anything.
http://www.xkcd.com/402/
Check it out; I've had sex with someone who's had sex with someone who's written a paper with Paul Erdos!
http://www.xkcd.com/403/
Oh, and, uh, if the Russian government asks, that submarine was always there.
http://www.xkcd.com/405/
P.P.S. I can kill you with my brain.
http://www.xkcd.com/406/
In lieu of mapping software, I once wrote a Perl program which, given a USB GPS receiver and a destination, printed 'LEFT' 'RIGHT' OR 'STRAIGHT' based on my heading.
http://www.xkcd.com/407/
To anyone I've taken on a terrible date, this is retroactively my cover story.
http://www.xkcd.com/408/
Unsafe vehicles, hills, and philosophy go hand in hand.
http://www.xkcd.com/409/
That's nothing. I once lost my genetics, rocketry, and stripping licenses in a single incident.
http://www.xkcd.com/410/
I don't know what's worse -- that there exists broken-hard-drive-sound techno, or that it's not half bad.
http://www.xkcd.com/411/
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