Protip: Even without the red spiders, never have that conversation halfway through a balloon ride.
http://www.xkcd.com/427/
I always figured the word 'blog' would sound *less* silly as the years went by.
http://www.xkcd.com/428/
I guess if she accepted irrational realities, she'd hardly be my fantasy.
http://www.xkcd.com/429/
There was something about a cup and a sword and a tree and a green hill ...
http://www.xkcd.com/430/
Ma'am, I admit that wasn't in the best taste, but you have to admire my delivery! Ha ha, get it? Oh God, don't throw those syringes! Your baby's fine!
http://www.xkcd.com/431/
Man, this emo shit was supposed to be for people who didn't have hats.
http://www.xkcd.com/432/
'Pick you up at eight?' 'Nine. I've got to re-mine the driveway.'
http://www.xkcd.com/433/
Under three ounces, but it stains panties.
http://www.xkcd.com/434/
On the other hand, physicists like to say physics is to math as sex is to masturbation.
http://www.xkcd.com/435/
I was there, dude.
http://www.xkcd.com/436/
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