Don't you know? The chances of a random object being a scone are about one in six.
http://www.xkcd.com/452/
I'd like to see more damage assessments for hurricanes hitting New York and flooding Manhattan -- something like the 1938 Long Island Express, but aimed a bit more to the west. It's just a matter of time.
http://www.xkcd.com/453/
My friend Elizabeth tried to mail one end of the cable to me and thread the mail system.
http://www.xkcd.com/454/
...
http://www.xkcd.com/455/
This really is a true story, and she doesn't know I put it in my comic because her wifi hasn't worked for weeks.
http://www.xkcd.com/456/
'Don't worry, I can do it in under a minute.' 'Yes, I've noticed.'
http://www.xkcd.com/457/
And nothing for 'I'm glad I saw Epic Movie.'
http://www.xkcd.com/458/
Okay, everyone, cross yourselves, then cross the streams.
http://www.xkcd.com/459/
Dinosaurs totally jumped the ichthyosaur when they got rid of Brontosaurus.
http://www.xkcd.com/460/
Apparently Google assumes you're traveling during the ferry's normal operating hours. We lost two hours circling that damn lake (to say nothing of the Straw Man).
http://www.xkcd.com/461/
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