For the first time ever, the phrase 'I'd like to thank everyone at 4chan for making me successful and happy' is uttered.
http://www.xkcd.com/512/
Friends with detriments.
http://www.xkcd.com/513/
I'm leaving you for your twin. He's more mature than you by now.
http://www.xkcd.com/514/
Or perhaps they knew he was there, and were just trying to torment him first.
http://www.xkcd.com/515/
You didn't run a chemical analysis against the Shroud of Turin? Man, all that work for NOTHING.
http://www.xkcd.com/516/
Except in reality crossing a stream of marshmallows would create a giant Bill Murray.
http://www.xkcd.com/517/
At 8 drinks, you switch the torrent from FreeBSD to Microsoft Bob. C'mon, it'll be fun!
http://www.xkcd.com/518/
And the ten minutes striking up a conversation with that strange kid in homeroom sometimes matters more than every other part of high school combined.
http://www.xkcd.com/519/
Unless the CS students finish the robot revolution before you finish the cephalopod one.
http://www.xkcd.com/520/
'How could you possibly think typing 'import skynet' was a good idea?'
http://www.xkcd.com/521/
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