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	Correlation Correlation doesn't imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing 'look over there'. http://www.xkcd.com/552/
	Pirate Bay We find you guilty of closing your torrents as soon as they finish. Your sentence is unremovable Hungarian subtitles on everything. http://www.xkcd.com/553/
	Not Enough Work It's even harder if you're an asshole who pronounces <> brackets. http://www.xkcd.com/554/
	Two Mirrors If you actually do this, what really happens is Douglas Hofstadter appears and talks to you for eight hours about strange loops. http://www.xkcd.com/555/
	Alternative Energy Revolution The moment their arms spun freely in our air, they were doomed -- for Man has earned his right to hold this planet against all comers, by virtue of occasionally producing someone totally batshit insane. http://www.xkcd.com/556/
	Students The same goes the one where you're wrestling the Green Ranger in the swimming pool full of Crisco. You guys all have that dream, right? It's not just me. Right? http://www.xkcd.com/557/
	1000 Times And 0.002 dollars will NEVER equal 0.002 cents. http://www.xkcd.com/558/
	No Pun Intended Like spelling 'dammit' correctly -- with two m's -- it's a troll that works best on the most literate. http://www.xkcd.com/559/
	Lithium Batteries I'm normally a pretty frugal person, but I still compulsively buy any R/C aircraft that's less than $30. In the last few years, this has become a problem. http://www.xkcd.com/560/
	Well I'll concede ergonomics anecdotally, but none of the studies of Dvorak were at all rigorous (the most-cited Navy study was overseen by Dvorak himself). And the 'slow typists down' thing is a myth. Also EMACS RULES VI DROOLS WOOOOOOO! http://www.xkcd.com/561/