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	Asshole [Shortly thereafter, at a nearby bakery] ::CRASH:: ::RUMBLE:: ::VRRRRRR:: '... I don't know, officer. It just scooped up an entire rack of scones and drove away!' http://www.xkcd.com/677/
	Researcher Translation A technology that is '20 years away' will be 20 years away indefinitely. http://www.xkcd.com/678/
	Christmas Plans Physicists who want to protect traditional Christmas realize that the only way to keep from changing Christmas is not to observe it. http://www.xkcd.com/679/
	December 25th If you're turning 27 and were born in the Northeast, maybe you were conceived in the blizzard of 1982. Imagine: snowed in, candles, massage oil, your mom sporting nothing but her early 80's haircut and a smile ... aren't you glad you read the title-text? http://www.xkcd.com/680/
	Gravity Wells This doesn't take into account the energy imparted by orbital motion (or gravity assists or the Oberth effect), all of which can make it easier to reach outer planets. http://www.xkcd.com/681/
	Force Force-choking the chicken. http://www.xkcd.com/682/
	Science Montage The rat's perturbed; it must sense nanobots! Code grey! We have a Helvetica scenario! http://www.xkcd.com/683/
	We Get It The most brutal way I've ever seen someone handle this was 'Oh, you have a girlfriend. Are you going to get married?' 'I, uh, don't know--' 'Well, do you love her?' '...' 'Anyway, what were you saying about the movie?' http://www.xkcd.com/684/
	G-Spot The BBC lead was 'The elusive erogenous zone said to exist in some women may be a myth, say researchers who have hunted for it.' I couldn't read it with a straight face. http://www.xkcd.com/685/
	Admin Mourning And every day it gets harder to fight the urge to su to the user and freak people out. http://www.xkcd.com/686/