Sci-fi has energy weapons because otherwise the people like me who watch it get distracted counting shots.
http://www.xkcd.com/692/
I was going to be a scientist, but that seems silly now. Magical worlds exist. I've learned a huge truth about our place in the universe. I'm supposed to care about college? I mean, FUCK.
http://www.xkcd.com/693/
He says this is the year of Linux on the desktop! The world of Windows will fade any moment now!
http://www.xkcd.com/694/
On January 26th, 2213 days into its mission, NASA declared Spirit a 'stationary research station', expected to operational for several more months until the dust buildup on its solar panels forces a final shutdown.
http://www.xkcd.com/695/
HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF STRIP GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR?
http://www.xkcd.com/696/
Although really, the damage was done when the party planners took the hole punch to the elevator ribbon to hang up the sign.
http://www.xkcd.com/697/
No, YOU stumble past a series of post-breakup hookups in a daze as you slowly realize what you've lost and how unlikely you are ever to get it back first.
http://www.xkcd.com/698/
Also, it's not like anyone actually calls up the Nobel committee to double-check things.
http://www.xkcd.com/699/
Why do all my attempts at science end with me being punched by Batman? (P.S. benzoyl peroxide soap works great.)
http://www.xkcd.com/700/
You don't use science to show that you're right, you use science to become right.
http://www.xkcd.com/701/
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