I suppose that's more accurately a hare dryer.
http://www.xkcd.com/702/
Hey, why do YOU get to be the president of Tautology Clu-- wait, I can guess.
http://www.xkcd.com/703/
You want me to pick up waffle cones? Oh, right, for the wine. One sec, let me just derive your son's credit card number and I'll be on my way.
http://www.xkcd.com/704/
The weird sense of duty really good sysadmins have can border on the sociopathic, but it's nice to know that it stands between the forces of darkness and your cat blog's servers.
http://www.xkcd.com/705/
Sometimes I'm terrified to realize how many options other people have.
http://www.xkcd.com/706/
You'll be moved up from 49 of ~7 billion to 31 of ~7 billion.
http://www.xkcd.com/707/
You roll for initiative, and ... [roll] ... wow, do you ever take it.
http://www.xkcd.com/708/
Great, LO-M. Do you speak Bocce? I'm supposed to find one that speaks Bocce.
http://www.xkcd.com/709/
The Strong Collatz Conjecture states that this holds for any set of obsessively-hand-applied rules.
http://www.xkcd.com/710/
The reverse only works if the subject has a nervous twitch.
http://www.xkcd.com/711/
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