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	Single Ladies Using a ring to bind someone you covet into your dark and twisted world? Wow, just got the subtext there. Also, the apparently eager Beyoncé would've made one badass Nazgȗl. http://www.xkcd.com/712/
	GeoIP 'Meet hot young singles in your mom's basement today'? Man, screw you, GeoIP. http://www.xkcd.com/713/
	Porn For Women Yes, there are a lot of longing looks across the bridge of Galactica first, but that's beside the point! http://www.xkcd.com/714/
	Numbers The typical internet user (who wants to share) has an IQ of 147 and a 9-inch penis. Well, better than the reverse, I guess. http://www.xkcd.com/715/
	Time Machine We never see any time travelers because they all discover it's a huge mistake. This is also why your friend at the lab suddenly looked about a year older recently. http://www.xkcd.com/716/
	Furtive ... go go gadget video camera. Go go gadget cup. http://www.xkcd.com/717/
	The Flake Equation Statistics suggest that there should be tons of alien encounter stories, and in pracitce there are tons of alien encounter stories. This is known as Fermi's Lack-of-a-Paradox. http://www.xkcd.com/718/
	Brain Worms Hey, it says here that if you dream about your teeth falling out, it means they're spreading. http://www.xkcd.com/719/
	Recipes To be fair, the brazed and confused newt on a bed of crushed Doritos turned out to be delicious. http://www.xkcd.com/720/
	Flatland Also, I apologize for the time I climbed down into your world and everyone freaked out about the lesbian orgy overseen by a priest. http://www.xkcd.com/721/