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	Frogger I understand you and your team worked hard on this, but when we said to make it more realistic, we meant the graphics. http://www.xkcd.com/772/
	University Website People go to the website because they can't wait for the next alumni magazine, right? What do you mean, you want a campus map? One of our students made one as a CS class project back in '01! You can click to zoom and everything! http://www.xkcd.com/773/
	Atheists 'But you're using that same tactic to try to feel superior to me, too!' 'Sorry, that accusation expires after one use per conversation.' http://www.xkcd.com/774/
	Savannah Ancestry She's a perfectly nice lady from a beautiful city, and there's no reason to be mean just because she thinks a quarterback is a river in Egypt. http://www.xkcd.com/775/
	Still No Sleep I'm not listening to you. I mean, what does a SQUIRREL know about mental health? http://www.xkcd.com/776/
	Pore Strips I'm sure they're a harmful tool of the cosmetics-industrial complex and all, but my goodness do those strips ever work to pull gunk out of your pores. I was shocked, disgusted, and vaguely fascinated by the result. http://www.xkcd.com/777/
	Scheduling 'How about a little ... *family growth*?' 'Dude, that's not until round two.' http://www.xkcd.com/778/
	Anxiety Don't need any, thanks. I have a backscattering fetish. http://www.xkcd.com/779/
	Sample There are two or three songs out there with beeps in the chorus that sound exactly like the clock radio alarm I had in high school, and hearing it makes me think my life since junior year has been a dream I'm about to wake up from. http://www.xkcd.com/780/
	Ahead Stop They actually started the reversed-text practice in 1973 -- not for ease-of-reading reasons, but because too many people were driving backward down the highway blasting the Star Wars opening theme. http://www.xkcd.com/781/