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	Desecration It gets worse! You know that wizened old monk with the gypsy wife whose voodoo shop we smash up every every day after school? http://www.xkcd.com/782/
	I Don't Want Directions Yes, I understand that the turn is half a mile past the big field, but my GPS knows that, too. This would be easier if you weren't about to ask me to repeat it all back to you. http://www.xkcd.com/783/
	Falling Asleep Sweet unintersecting dreams! http://www.xkcd.com/784/
	Open Mic Night Ever notice how the more successful observational comics become, the more their jokes focus on flying and hotels? http://www.xkcd.com/785/
	Exoplanets I'm just worried that we'll all leave and you won't get to come along! http://www.xkcd.com/786/
	Orbiter Normally, the Shuttle can't quite safely reach the orbital inclination required to pass over both those points from a Canaveral launch, but this is an alternate history in which either it launches from Vandenburg or everyone hates the Outer Banks. http://www.xkcd.com/787/
	The Carriage I learned from Achewood that since this poem is in ballad meter, it can be sung to the tune of Gilligan's Island. Since then, try as I might, I haven't ONCE been able to read it normally. http://www.xkcd.com/788/
	Showdown The tumbleweed then tried to roll off into the sunset, but due to the Old West's placement north of the subtropical ridge, the prevailing winds were in the wrong direction. http://www.xkcd.com/789/
	Control Which, at one point, led to a study showing that LSD produces no more hallucinations than a placebo. http://www.xkcd.com/790/
	Leaving What'll I say -- "I was staring at some cat vomit when I got the news?" http://www.xkcd.com/791/