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| Password Reuse It'll be hilarious the first few times this happens. http://www.xkcd.com/792/ |
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| Physicists If you need some help with the math, let me know, but that should be enough to get you started! Huh? No, I don't need to read your thesis, I can imagine roughly what it says. http://www.xkcd.com/793/ |
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| Inside Joke I've looked through a few annotated versions of classic books, and it's shocking how much of what's in there is basically pop-culture references totally lost on us now. http://www.xkcd.com/794/ |
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| Conditional Risk 'Dude, wait -- I'm not American! So my risk is basically zero!' http://www.xkcd.com/795/ |
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| Bad Ex Since the goatee, glasses, and Seltzer & Friedberg DVD collection didn't tip you off, there will be a $20 negligence charge for this service. http://www.xkcd.com/796/ |
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| debian-main dpkg: error processing package (--purge): subprocess pre-removal script returned error exit 163: OH_GOD_THEYRE_INSIDE_MY_CLOTHES http://www.xkcd.com/797/ |
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| Adjectives 'Fucking ineffable' sounds like someone remembering how to do self-censorship halfway through a phrase. http://www.xkcd.com/798/ |
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| Stephen Hawking 'Guys? The Town is supposed to be good, and I thou--' 'PHYSICIST STEPHEN HAWKING DECLARES NEW FILM BEST IN ALL SPACE AND TIME' 'No, I just heard that--' 'SHOULD SCIENCE PLAY A ROLE IN JUDGING BEN AFFLECK?' 'I don't think--' 'WHAT ABOUT MATT DAMON?' http://www.xkcd.com/799/ |
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| Beautiful Dream Lucky. In MY dream, all the people who grew up loving The Giving Tree paired up with all the students who had weird dreams after reading The Metamorphosis. That one was more confusing. http://www.xkcd.com/800/ |
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| Golden Hammer Took me five tries to find the right one, but I managed to salvage our night out--if not the boat--in the end. http://www.xkcd.com/801/ |
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