I read in this one article that the breaking of electroweak symmetry is the reason we have SOULS. This guy with a degree said so!
http://www.xkcd.com/812/
'Upgrade to the latest version of Adobe Flash player to view THIS content, bitch.' ::triggers detanator::
http://www.xkcd.com/813/
And the worst part is you won't apologize.
http://www.xkcd.com/814/
As the CoKF approaches 0, productivity goes negative as you pull OTHER people into chair-spinning contests.
http://www.xkcd.com/815/
Dear Reader: Enclosed is a check for ninety-eight cents. Using your work, I have proven that this equals the amount you requested.
http://www.xkcd.com/816/
A universe that needed someone to observe it in order to collapse it into existence would be a pretty sorry universe indeed.
http://www.xkcd.com/817/
<3 If there's anything you can do, I'll let you know. For the moment, any simple distracting online games sent to sick@xkcd.com would not be unappreciated.
http://www.xkcd.com/818/
The wolves thin the RAID arrays, removing the slowest and weakest disks to keep the average seek speed high.
http://www.xkcd.com/819/
Dear Wiccan readers: I understand modern Wiccans are not usually all about the curses and hexes. But Darth Vader was recently converted from Episcopalianism and he's still figuring it all out.
http://www.xkcd.com/820/
Resulting in The Little Rock 9x + C.
http://www.xkcd.com/821/
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