The only winning move is to play, perfectly, waiting for your opponent to make a mistake.
http://www.xkcd.com/832/
And if you labeled your axes, I could tell you exactly how MUCH better.
http://www.xkcd.com/833/
STUDENTS ARE CALLING PRESIDENT JOHNSON EN MASSE TO PROTEST THE BOMBING AND IT'S JAMMED THE WHITE HOUSE SWITCHBOARD. COULD THEY COLLAPSE OUR CRITICAL PHONE SYSTEMS? HAS THE FIRST TELEPHONE WAR BEGUN? STAY TUNED FOR MORE ON THIS DANGEROUS NEW TECHNOLOGY.
http://www.xkcd.com/834/
Not only is that terrible in general, but you just KNOW Billy's going to open the root present first, and then everyone will have to wait while the heap is rebuilt.
http://www.xkcd.com/835/
At least, with p<0.05 confidence.
http://www.xkcd.com/836/
This also guarantees he won't be one of the ones to get a bobcat.
http://www.xkcd.com/837/
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he's copied on /var/spool/mail/root, so be good for goodness' sake.
http://www.xkcd.com/838/
We're going to have to work together to get over our hangups if we're going to learn to move on Catan's hexagonal grid. It's bad enough that we lost our crew of pawns when we passed within firing range of Battleship.
http://www.xkcd.com/839/
Not to be confused with Serious PuTTY, the Windows terminal client where everything is in Impact.
http://www.xkcd.com/840/
For years, I took the wrong lesson from that Monster Cable experiment and only listened to my music through alligator-clipped coat hangers.
http://www.xkcd.com/841/
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