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	Local g In Rio de Janeiro in 2016, the same jump will get an athlete 0.25% higher (>1cm) than in London four years prior. http://www.xkcd.com/852/
	Consecutive Vowels But the windows! What if there's a voyeur watchi-- wait, now I'm turned on too. http://www.xkcd.com/853/
	Learning to Cook And yet I never stop thinking, 'sure, these ingredients cost more than a restaurant meal, but think how many meals I'll get out of them! Especially since each one will have leftovers!' http://www.xkcd.com/854/
	1999 'Whoa, twenty-two in two hours!' 'Your site got twenty-two hundred hits in two hours?' 'No. Twenty-two. But still, that's like half the people on the internet!' http://www.xkcd.com/855/
	Trochee Fixation If you Huffman-coded all the 'random' things everyone on the internet has said over the years, you'd wind up with, like, 30 or 40 bytes *tops*. http://www.xkcd.com/856/
	Archimedes Give a man a fish, or he will destroy the only existing vial of antidote. http://www.xkcd.com/857/
	Milk It's not hard when you have the same thought like 40 or 50 percent of the time. http://www.xkcd.com/858/
	( Brains aside, I wonder how many poorly-written xkcd.com-parsing scripts will break on this title (or \\;;"\''{\<<[' this mouseover text." http://www.xkcd.com/859/
	Never Do This I call Rule 34 on The Secret House. http://www.xkcd.com/860/
	Wisdom Teeth I heard the general anesthesia drugs can cause amnesia, so when I woke up mid-extraction I started taking notes on my hand so I'd remember things later. I managed 'AWAKE BUT EVERYTHING OK' before the dental assistant managed to find and confiscate all my pens. http://www.xkcd.com/861/