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	Fairy Tales Goldilocks' discovery of Newton's method for approximation required surprisingly few changes. http://www.xkcd.com/872/
	FPS Mod Wait, that second one is a woman? ... wait, if that bothers me, then why doesn't ... man, this game is no fun anymore. http://www.xkcd.com/873/
	Time Management I never trust anyone who's more excited about success than about doing the thing they want to be successful at. http://www.xkcd.com/874/
	2009 Called 2017 called, but I couldn't understand what they were saying over all the screams. http://www.xkcd.com/875/
	Trapped Socrates could've saved himself a lot of trouble if he'd just brought a flashlight, tranquilizer gun, and a bunch of rescue harnesses. http://www.xkcd.com/876/
	Beauty The best hugs are probably from hagfish, which can extrude microscopic filaments that convert a huge volume of water around them to slime in seconds. Instant cozy blanket! http://www.xkcd.com/877/
	Model Rail I don't know what's more telling--the number of pages in the Wikipedia talk page argument over whether the 1/87.0857143 scale is called "HO" or "H0", or the fact that within minutes of first hearing of it I had developed an extremely strong opinion on the issue. http://www.xkcd.com/878/
	Lamp 'That was definitely not in my top three wishes.' 'Who said anything about YOUR wishes?' http://www.xkcd.com/879/
	Headache I'm only willing to visit placid lakes, salt flats, and painting exhibits until the world's 3D technology improves. http://www.xkcd.com/880/
	Probability My normal approach is useless here, too. http://www.xkcd.com/881/