I'm not saying it's all bad, but that movie has not aged as well as my teenage self in 2000 was confident it would.
http://www.xkcd.com/922/
The best thing about Strunk/White fanfiction is that it's virtually guaranteed to be well written.
http://www.xkcd.com/923/
I just can't wait for the Better Homes and Gardens list of helpful tips for household reuse of sixteen-inch acrylonitrile-butadiene-styrene phalluses.
http://www.xkcd.com/924/
He holds the laptop like that on purpose, to make you cringe.
http://www.xkcd.com/925/
In a way, all vultures are Time Vultures; some just have more patience than others.
http://www.xkcd.com/926/
Fortunately, the charging one has been solved now that we've all standardized on mini-USB. Or is it micro-USB? Shit.
http://www.xkcd.com/927/
Even if the dictionaries are starting to give in, I refuse to accept 'octopi' as a word mainly because--I'm not making this up--there's a really satisfying climactic scene in the Orson Scott Card horror novel 'Lost Boys' which hinges on it being an incorrect pluralization.
http://www.xkcd.com/928/
'I was pretty good at skeet shooting, but was eventually kicked off the range for catching the clay pigeons in a net and dispatching them execution-style.'
http://www.xkcd.com/929/
Not pictured: the elongated Halley's-Comet-like orbit of every Rebecca Black lyric.
http://www.xkcd.com/930/
Each quarter of the lanes from left to right correspond loosely to breast cancer stages one through four (at diagnosis).
http://www.xkcd.com/931/
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