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	November November marks the birthday of Charles Schulz, pioneer of tongue awareness. http://www.xkcd.com/972/
	MTV Generation If you identified with the kids from The Breakfast Club when it came out, you're now much closer to the age of Principal Vernon. http://www.xkcd.com/973/
	The General Problem I find that when someone's taking time to do something right in the present, they're a perfectionist with no ability to prioritize, whereas when someone took time to do something right in the past, they're a master artisan of great foresight. http://www.xkcd.com/974/
	Occulting Telescope Type II Kardashev civilizations eventually completely enclose their planetary system in a Dyson sphere because space is way too big to look at all the time. http://www.xkcd.com/975/
	Sail It only works a few times before you have to capsize the boat in a soap lagoon again. http://www.xkcd.com/976/
	Map Projections What's that? You think I don't like the Peters map because I'm uncomfortable with having my cultural assumptions challenged? Are you sure you're not ... ::puts on sunglasses:: ... projecting? http://www.xkcd.com/977/
	Citogenesis I just read a pop-science book by a respected author. One chapter, and much of the thesis, was based around wildly inaccurate data which traced back to ... Wikipedia. To encourage people to be on their toes, I'm not going to say what book or author. http://www.xkcd.com/978/
	Wisdom of the Ancients All long help threads should have a sticky globally-editable post at the top saying 'DEAR PEOPLE FROM THE FUTURE: Here's what we've figured out so far ...' http://www.xkcd.com/979/
	Money There, I showed you it. http://www.xkcd.com/980/
	Porn Folder Eww, gross, you modified link()? How could you enjoy abusing a filesystem like that? http://www.xkcd.com/981/