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	Map Projections What's that? You think I don't like the Peters map because I'm uncomfortable with having my cultural assumptions challenged? Are you sure you're not ... ::puts on sunglasses:: ... projecting? http://www.xkcd.com/977/
	Citogenesis I just read a pop-science book by a respected author. One chapter, and much of the thesis, was based around wildly inaccurate data which traced back to ... Wikipedia. To encourage people to be on their toes, I'm not going to say what book or author. http://www.xkcd.com/978/
	Wisdom of the Ancients All long help threads should have a sticky globally-editable post at the top saying 'DEAR PEOPLE FROM THE FUTURE: Here's what we've figured out so far ...' http://www.xkcd.com/979/
	Money There, I showed you it. http://www.xkcd.com/980/
	Porn Folder Eww, gross, you modified link()? How could you enjoy abusing a filesystem like that? http://www.xkcd.com/981/
	Set Theory Proof of Zermelo's well-ordering theorem given the Axiom of Choice: 1: Take S to be any set. 2: When I reach step three, if S hasn't managed to find a well-ordering relation for itself, I'll feed it into this wood chipper. 3: Hey, look, S is well-ordered. http://www.xkcd.com/982/
	Privacy Eventual headline: 'University Researchers Create Life in Lab! Darkness, Faulty Condoms Blamed.' http://www.xkcd.com/983/
	Space Launch System The SLS head engineer plans to invite Shania Twain to stand under the completed prototype, then tell her, 'I don't expect you to date me just because I'm a rocket scientist, but you've gotta admit--this is pretty fucking impressive.' http://www.xkcd.com/984/
	Percentage Points Grayton also proposed making college scholarships available exclusively to sexually active teens, amnesty for illegal immigrants who create room for themselves by killing a citizen, and a graduated income tax based on penis size. He has been endorsed by Tracy Morgan, John Wilkes Booth's ghost, and the Time Cube guy. http://www.xkcd.com/985/
	Drinking Fountains I've always wondered whether you could drink slowly enough, and eliminate fast enough, that you just sort of peed continuously. But I'm afraid to try because I worry someone might call while I'm doing it and ask what I'm up to, and I won't be able to think of a lie. http://www.xkcd.com/986/