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	Mnemonics 'Sailor Moon's head exploded once' and 'Some men have explosive orgasms' both work for the Great Lakes from west to east (Paddle-to-the-Sea order). http://www.xkcd.com/992/
	Brand Identity Legally-mandated information would be printed on the back or discreetly along the bottom. In small letters under the nutrition information it would say 'Like our products? Visit our website!' There would be no URL. http://www.xkcd.com/993/
	Advent Calendar I think you could get up to about 11:59:57 before you'd have trouble swallowing the chocolates fast enough. At that point, you'd need some kind of a liquify-and-chug apparatus to get up over the 11:59:59 barrier. Anyway, Merry Christmas! http://www.xkcd.com/994/
	Coinstar Plus they take like 9%. http://www.xkcd.com/995/
	Making Things Difficult Favorite mastectomy breast prosthesis idea: a fake boob containing a spare rechargable battery, accessed via a nipple USB port. Complete with a ring of LED charge indicators in the areola! http://www.xkcd.com/996/
	Wait Wait You can't stab Karl Kasell. He sounds all slow and stentorian, but he moves like a snake. http://www.xkcd.com/997/
	2012 To compensate for this, I plan to spend 2013 doing nothing but talking about Mayans. My relationships with my friends and family may not fare well. http://www.xkcd.com/998/
	Cougars If you're lying in bed tonight and you see yellow eyes glinting in your window, are you being stalked by a puma, a mountain lion, a panther, a catamount, or a cougar? Trick question--in North America, they're all names for the same species, Puma concolor! Isn't learning fun? Anyway, sleep tight! http://www.xkcd.com/999/
	1000 Comics Thank you for making me feel less alone. http://www.xkcd.com/1000/
	AAAAAA 'ARE YOU TURNED ON YET?' 'I DON'T THINK SO--ARE YOU?' 'MAYBE A LITTLE!' 'OK, FIVE MORE MINUTES.' http://www.xkcd.com/1001/